Mukidi Mister

*Mukidi lali boso jowo*

There was a 100 metre race going on....
Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'....
Everybody started running except Mukidi.
Referee : Why are you not running....?
Mukidi : My number is 4.

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Bank : Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Mukidi : If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....

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Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied....
FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)
AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)
Mukidi : I think.... (died)

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Mukidi and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 dollar note.
Mukidi : What should we do?
Brother : We'll take 50:50.
Mukidi : What about the remaining 900....?

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Mukidi : Let's go for a movie....
Girlfriend : I've got a doctor's appointment today.
Mukidi : Just cancel it. Tell him you're sick.

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Mukidi reading newspaper....
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Mukidi comments : Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping....