Pay Increase

The maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk.

To her about the raise. She asked : "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria : "Well, ma'am, there are tree reasons why I want an increase."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife : "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria : “Your husband."

Wife : "Oh yeah?"

Maria : "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife : "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria : “Your husband did.”

Wife, increasingly agitated : "Oh he did, did he?”

Maria : "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth..

Wife : "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria : "No ma'am.... The gardener did."

Wife : "So, how much do you want?"

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