Why An Atheist Believe In Religion

  

I'm an atheist.

I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar. 

The Bishop came, 

laid his hands on my hand and said, 

“By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!” 

I smiled and told him I was not paralyzed. 

The Rabbi came, 

laid his hands on my hand and said, 

“By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today! 

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me. 

The Mullah came, 

took my hands and said, “Insha Allah, you will walk today!” 

I snapped at him, “There’s nothing wrong with me” 

The Buddhist Monk came, 

held my hands and said, “By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!” 

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me. 

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been stolen. Now, I believe in Religions.....