Vijaykanth went to a bank to open A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi to fill it up.
You know why?
The Form said : 'Fill Up In Capital.' 😀
Vijaykanth standing below a light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him : 'Today's dinner should be light!' 😃
On a romantic date, Vijaykanth's girl friend asked him : 'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure, What's your phone no.?' 😀
Vijaykanth found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
He replied, what ever u order first will come first. 😀
A Teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.
All the students got busy writing except Vijaykanth
He wrote : 'Due To Rain, No Match!' 😀
Vijaykanth & wife bought coffee at a shop.
Vijaykanth drank it quickly before it got cold.
His wife ask why did he drink it so fast?
Vijaykanth : 'Hot coffee cost $5 & cold cost $10.' 😀
What happens when Vijaykanth's wife delivers twins????
He did not sleep the whole night thinking who is the father of the second child. 😝
Manager asked Vijaykanth at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Vijaykanth replied : 'P-O-S-T-B-O-X.' 😃
After returning from a foreign trip, Vijaykanth asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
Wife : 'No! But Why?'
Vijaykanth : 'In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?' 😁😉
Interviewer : 'Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?'
Vijaykanth : 'It's simple. I will stop my Imagination!!!' 😝😜✌
Teacher : 'What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?'
Vijaykanth : 'All are born on government holidays..!' 😭😂✨
Sir : 'What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?'
Vijaykanth : 'The color of an orange is Orange, but the color of an Apple is not APPLE.'
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